Radio Ray
2011-02-03 12:06:46 UTC
The Wright Flier suddenly appeared out of thin air, probably from an errant asteroid but some say it’s real mother was a submarine that had the wrong sort of propeller fitted. Anyway, the Wright Flier gave birth to a Fokker E1 which in turn mothered the Fokker D7. Because of the law of 'survival of the fittest' the superiority of the D7 in combat over the Western Front allowed it to continue breeding to eventually give birth to the Ford Tri-Motor which in turn fathered the Junkers 52 which craftily procreated with an early species of Heinkel HE 111 to spawn the Messerschmitt BF109. Due to cataclysmic changes in the Earth’s climate brought about by Social Darwinism at that time, the BF109 begat the ME 262 which 'naturally selected' for itself a jet engine and swept wings that led directly to the birth of its varied progeny, sons and daughters - most notably the F86 Sabre and then several decades later, hey presto, the family of Stealth aircraft left the maternity ward. Simple isn’t it? Now everybody understands evolution.